
First of all, I took him for a 'starting school' haircut on Monday and the girl did a terrible job. Its pretty crooked and uneven. It almost looks like I cut it... perfect
Second of all, he had some type of bite in the corner of his eye that he has been scratching which is now swollen, red and puffy. His eye seems to be half shut... perfect
Third of all, while pushing his school bus around on the floor last night he managed to somehow trip over it landing on his face and biting through his upper lip. He of course was freaking out, as there was a lot of blood and immediately swelled up, which he thinks prevents him from eating. And today he says he can't smile because it hurts too much... perfect
So I'm taking my half asleep looking, cranky and hungry, non-smiling child to meet his teacher today. Hopefully first impressions aren't lasting.